4 Cocktails for the Super Lazy

Here are a few super easy cocktails that don't require too many ingredients or too much effort! Everything you'll need you might already have or you can simply find a bodega.

These drinks are basically lazy versions of existing cocktails that still taste great and for sure look amazing. Obviously not every bit of garnish or detail is necessary, but they are just very simple ways to get that high-end, specialty cocktail look. The point is that you don't have to open a bar to kill it at date night, entertaining some friends, or just treating yourself. No one would know that you half-assed it. And here's a good little excuse to go with it:

BECAUSE WHY NOT?

Effort Needed rating — 0 is pouring a shot and 5 is opening a bottle of wine and doing the dishes (bar is pretty low). 

 

by Wow Khoman


1.   Sunrise driver

Effort Needed: 2 out of 5

Ingredients

  • Tequila
  • Orange juice
  • Soda water

Gear & Garnish

  • Tall, slender glass
  • Ice cubes
  • Sugar
  • Orange wedge/slice (serve rest as side or with shots)
  1. Wet rim of glass on one side and then roll gently glass on a shallow dish with some sugar.
  2. Pour tequila about 15-20% of glass.
    • Herradura is a good option. It's pretty common and the flavour is not overpowering. 
  3. Add handful of ice.
  4. Mix in orange juice. 
    • Pour same amount or slightly more than tequila. This is what softens the alcohol and freshens up the drink. 
  5. Top off with soda water.
    • Pour it kind of fast so that it mixes with orange juice and tequila.
  6. Give cup a little swirl.
  7. Garnish with orange wedge.

 


2.   Chill Todd

Effort Needed: 1 out of 5

Ingredients

  • Whiskey (Bourbon/Rye)
  • Arnold Palmer
  • Tonic water
  • Lemon juice
  • Cinnamon

Gear & Garnish

  • Tumbler
  • Large ice cube
  • Lemon wedge
  1. Pour whiskey about 20-25% of glass. 
  2. Add single large ice cube.
    • If not, just a couple of smaller ones. Don't use too much ice!
  3. Squeeze a little lemon juice. 
  4. Top off with equal parts soda water and Arnold Palmer.
  5. Add a dash of cinnamon. 
  6. Rub lemon around rim of glass lightly.
  7. Garnish with lemon wedge.

 


3.   Bumble

Effort Needed: 4 out of 5

Ingredients

  • Gin
  • Tonic water

Gear & Garnish

  • Tall, slender glass
  • Ice cubes
  • Blackberries (handful)
  1. Pour gin about 15-20% of glass. 
  2. Cut blackberries in half (save one!). Add almost all (save six halves!).
  3. Use a fork and mash the blackberries up in glass.
  4. Add a handful of ice. 
  5. Pour tonic water in slowly! Very quickly the drink will bubble and foam.
    • This part should be a bit of a show. It looks great.
  6. Add rest of blackberries halves. Use whole one for garnish. 

 


4.   Fresh Cap

Effort Needed: 2 out of 5

Ingredients

  • Light rum
  • Soda water
  • Sugar
  • Lime juice
  • Lime wedges
  • Cayenne pepper

Gear & Garnish

  • Tumbler
  • Ice cubes
  • Sugar
  1. Wet rim of glass on one side and then roll gently glass on a shallow dish with some sugar.
  2. Add sugar to glass just so that the all of the bottom is lightly covered.
  3. Pour rum about 15-20% of glass. 
  4. Add lime wedges and ice cubes.
  5. Squeeze a little bit of lime juice.
  6. Top off with soda water.
  7. Stir the mixture vigourously.
    • Make sure to get the sugar at the bottom.
  8. Add a dash of cayenne pepper.

 

Enjoy!


wow khoman

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  • about

    Wow Khoman, 24, born in Bangkok, Thailand. She has spent her life between her home country and the U.S., where she graduated from the Rhode Island School of Design (RISD) in 2015 with a BFA in Apparel Design.

  • Likes thesauruses, Google Sheets, and Adobe Illustrator. Accepts Mexican Coco-Cola tall glasses or regular cans of Coca-Cola for most small monetary transactions.